WTF is MOTI?

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MOTI, stupid bloody acronyms. Man Of The Internet is exactly what is says on the tin, it’s a view of a man who is living in the time of the internet. As I was born at the advent of the World Wide Web my life has been shaped by its integration with our society for better or worse you can find out by reading!

What to expect? Be prepared for the possibly the worst text based time capsule of all the worlds stupid quirks, moronic people, current affairs with hints of first world problems and mild undertone of pessimistic outlooks with a dash of general bullshittery to spice things up.

Enjoy!

 

 

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